Apex A XXX Parody

It ain't easy being a Legend is it, Mirage? It's a dog eat dog world out there in King's Canyon and things only get worse when the weapons and gear in your landing area are total horse shit. You took a hit from a sniper, but lucky for you, Lifeline was there to revive you as Wraith wiped out the other team. You are champions of the arena! The girls saved your life. It's time to return the favor and now your dick is rising faster than your rank. These two cock-sucking legends want it in all their holes. You do owe them, afterall. So go ahead, fill up their pussies and assholes with your thick dick and when you're ready, shoot your load across both of their faces. Double headshot.